@dylanobrien: Tweeting from the shower! This is crazy!!!!! #tweetlies
My college counselor told me that if my name was Jose or Carlos instead of Brandon then my application wouldn’t be as strong. I understand but it’s so fucked
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*
Yo Nicki is legit fed up with people talking about her ass, though. Look at her face yo. She is genuinely INSULTED and not having it.
Like this is a woman who just likes what she does and all anyone can ever focus on is her fucking ass and the fact she got ass shots or whatever. She’s not stupid. Give it a fucking rest.